Paul and Carl are in heaven after llamas with hats 12 Carl:fourth wall breaking insane and gun weilding assassins.
Paul:deadpool the merc with the mouth.
Carl:and derpythetroll16 the teenage defender of robloxia.
Paull:he's Carl and I'm Paul
Carl:and it's our job to anaylze their wepons armor and skills to find out who would win a death battle.
Name Wade Wilson
Has a lot of girlfriends
Fourth wall breaker
Carl:Wade Wilson had cancer.
Paul:so his face became deformed.
Carl:he needed treatment so they gave him this serum that made him regenerate making him survive.
Paul:still better than being put in an opperating system.
Carl:he then was named deadpool due to patient's bets
Paul:I never knew the hospital was also a casino.
Carl:it wasn't anyway after that Deadpool became an assass-
Deadpool:hey guys sorry I'm late.
Deadpool:anyway let's get down to my abilites I have machine guns in my behind since I can apparently break the fourth wall also I've got my beloved pistols strapped on my red suit Not only that but I had twin katanas borrowed from my friend Leonardo some grenades to blow Sh*t up and my favorite is my teleportation belt.
Carl:his teleportation belt is unfortunately limited and only takes him quite a distance
one of a kind
aloowed him to go place instantly
Deadpool:now let's talk about my abilites.
Carl:deadpool is hard to kill due to his regernation he survived his head chopped off and can regernate from a hand he also can surivve his body melting.
Paul:how am I suppossed to get rid of him
Deadpool:hey don't get rid of me.
can regernate severed limbs
survive have his head cut off.
Can survive being turned into mush.
Deadpool:but my most valuable wepon is my carbornadium sword giving me abilites to kill people with healing factors such as the wolverine.
can kill the wolverine
nulifies healing factors as well and kill someone with a fatal stab
Deadpool:now time for my other abilites let's see I am unpredictable I can't even predict myself and I am trained in martial arts.
Trained in martial arts.
Deadpool:now it's time for my achivements
Paul:When is he gonna leave
Carl:We'll finish his research soon anyway he has taken down Ajax and defeated the entire marvel universe in a non canon comic he also survived ghost rider's penace stare.
Taken down Ajax
Killed the marvel universe in a non cannon comic
Survived Ghost Rider's Penace stare.
Mastered becoming a fourth wall breaker.
Fourth wall breaker
age 1 year old(18 in robloxian years.
Carl:in August 15 2014 Hyper Anon made an account called Herpderpapple10
Paul:unfortanetly the account only lasted 2 days and Hyper Anon forgot the password and got a new account Derpythetroll16 who is a saiyan human hybrid. Carl:he also seemed to be put in a child labor
Paul:so he went berserk and murderered people. Wait a minute he can break the fourth wall to so does that mea-
Derpythetroll16:hey guys sup.
Derpythetroll16:here is my wepons. I've gotta a pistol,a machine gun, a bazooka, a bomb,a shotgun,a ak 47,a knife,a swordand paintball gun that can one shot take down a normal robloxian.
Paul:he can also morph into freaking dinosaurs.
can morph into any dinosaur he chooses
can take down prey
Carl:also he possesses super strength and speed. He can also survive a black hole and dodge gun fire.
can survive a black hole
a can dodge gun fire.
Paul:he also has a healing factor kinda like deathstroke.
Carl:with this he can survive headshots which would damage his brain meaning the bullets can hardly faze him even if they did get into his brain he can heal from it.
can heal from wounds
survived a headshot
Paul:he also has access to several vehicles.He has a skateboard and a motercycle and if you think he can't get any faster wait till you see this he can travel hundreds of miles in a mater of seconds.
makes him travel miles
Carl:don't forget his saiyan dna.
Paul:he can fly stupidly though.
show derpythetroll16 just floating in the air
Carl:he can also breath under water and survive the vaccum of space and can blast ki his ki aparently is stronger than other saiyans since it can break mountains.
Can breath underwater
can survive in space
can blast ki
Carl:he can also teleport like deadpool
Paul:unfortantely it has limits keep on teleporting and you might fall off a cliff.
can move wherever he wants to
Carl:he also has the power to weild lightning bolts and blast them he also carries the speed coil and the gravity coil. Speed coil makes him extremely fast and the gravity coil gives him a high jump
can be blasted
causes an explosion.
Speed coil=speed bost
Gravity coil=higher jump
Paul:that's pretty cool I want to go to robloxia and meet him.
Carl:he crossdresses though to make people think he is a girl and manly because he is a prankster.
Paul:so if I see a hot girl in roblox it could be him.
Carl:Derpythetroll16 then became good and started to become loyal. He is literally willing to sacrifice his life to save others.
Derpythetroll16:now let me talk about my feats let's see I destroyed an appocolypse of zombies with only one rifle. I got 4 roblox badges for friendship,vetran,warrior,combat initiation have a total of 165 player bages I have 199 friends 597 followers. I achiveved my goal of playing roblox for 1 year.
took out an appocolypse of zombies with only a rifle
4 roblox badges
165 player badges
outlived several robloxians who quit early now playing for a year.
Derpythetroll16:ooh I almost forgot last but not least my mlg form I get a swag increase and a quickscope twice my size and can blow stuff up.
has quickscope which can blow stuff up