Billy cougar wrote: Chi: A couple of my minions will come pick you up in VC. Then they'll take care of Logan, Jerri & the others. Then they'll bring you and them back to me here in the Never Never Land.
Me: Hol' up, hol' up, HOL' UP! *Smacks lips* So, you be sayin' and you ain't gotta be shitting me - you know what I mean, you might be saying *smacks lips more*, some kinda-kinda, *spits all around*, and we all already are in Hell here, butt you be sayin' now that there exists some OTHER VERSION OF HELL or sumfin'?!?!!!
Billy cougar wrote: Me: Hol' up, hol' up, HOL' UP! *Smacks lips* So, you be sayin' and you ain't gotta be shitting me - you know what I mean, you might be saying *smacks lips more*, some kinda-kinda, *spits all around*, and we all already are in Hell here, butt you be sayin' now that there exists some OTHER VERSION OF HELL or sumfin'?!?!!!
Me: Maybe, or Sam and Max's version of Hell called "Hell, LLC" is a corporate rip-off of Hell and future land adjacent to it, as well as the system of soul gathering, outsourcing, processing, crushing, delivery and damnation, which was destroyed by Sam and Max and its destroyed by them peak efficiency of that Hell during their case about saving Bosco's soul from there and defeat of its former rulers: Soda Poppers, who ruled it by gathering the hate and power from the public because of their atrocities and Sam and Max unknowingly were essential to their plans of bringing the Apocalypse on the world, but their plans were foiled by Sam and Max, who saved the world and that Hell by casting them into the Pit by celebrating their birthday with Mariachis, Squirrel Boy.
Billy cougar wrote: Chi: Oh, fur fuck's, just go to the fucking Hell from Dark Demention, Tannen! You'll find your shit there.
Kid Tannen: I've been told that the Dark Dimension is a dimension of torment, agony and pure evil itself. There is nothing interesting there. Thanks for spare token, btw. "I put a Soul Token into a gumball machine, Soul Train arrives, I enter the train, train closes its doors and drives straight to Hell"
Chi: "speaks through the abandoned by Harry Moleman karaoke machine called Mr. Reaperphone" Next stop: We going straight to Sam and Max's version of Hell, baby.
Billy cougar wrote: Well, Don, since we didn't ressurect you for nothing - you will be going with us, and yes, pack your bags and ours too. Also, Tannen, can we bring someone else from the Never Never Land with us?
Kid Tannen: No. "The train stops at the central station, Kid enters the reception and meets Jurgen"
Kid Tannen: Jurgen!
Jurgen: One moment. "He presses the headphone to answer Chi's phone call" This is Hell, danke for holding. No, Hell. What number you trying to reach? No, we are six six six. Ja, no problem, happens all the time. See you soon. "He again presses the headphone to end Chi's phone call" Can I help you?
Kid Tannen: I want to talk with your boss, because I heard that my goon Matches works for him as a CEO of this place.
Jurgen: I see, well, his schedule is full at the moment, but I'll what can I do. And you are...?
Kid Tannen: Irving "Kid" Tannen.
Jurgen: Don't know you.
Kid Tannen: I'm the fan of Sam and Max.
Jurgen: Sam und Max, Sam und Max... Oh, yes, the ones, who sent me here! Oh, I'll get right on that.
"Suddenly, the door leading to the offices of Hell area opens and Satan (S&M) enters the reception"
Satan (S&M): Jurgen, be a peach and clear my calendar for... oh, dear. "He looks at the horned skull above the revolving door" Who authorised this? A giant horned skull? Really!? I'm sorry, I thought it was 2008. Oh, very well, cancel all my appointments, would you? I'll be in my office. "Satan (S&M) opens aforementioned door to the offices area and returns to his own office"
Jurgen: Oh, did I forgot to introduce you? How careless of me. "Jurgen points to the spiky couch" You can have a seat und wait if you like.
Billy cougar wrote: (What happens then, Anchorman?)
(In Sam and Max: Beyond Time and Space final episode "What's New, Beelzebub?", Sam and Max take Brady Culture's key card, enter the wing of Hell, dedicated to them, because they were the contributors to Hell, due to the people's souls who died in their cases and they (Sam and Max) rescue Santa, Red Elf, Bosco, DeSoto and Grandpa Stinky's souls from Hell, as well as breaking Hell's efficiency, escaping from Sam's personal Hell and revealing the true villains: Soda Poppers, as well as stopping their evil plan to bring the Apocalypse and thwarting them into the Pit, Squirrel Boy.)
Curt 286: We currently trying to find a supervillain to work as his minions and get money for creating an advanced Augmented Reality simulator for citizens of Lakewood Plaza Turbo, which will serve in order to create an unbeatable AI for our new videogame and expand "Pimp Le Car" beyond New York City.
Chippy: "Beep boop beep boop boop beep"
Me: Okay, I got you, but where is Bluster Blaster?
Billy cougar wrote: Me: Do you?! I KNOW OF A GR8 SUPERVILLAIN FOR WHO YOU CAN WORK! He is a Marxist, a great editor on MUC Wikia and a good friend of mine! Here! *I pull you, Hagen, in front of me* Also, who's the robot?
Bob Bell: We're sorry, but we must deny your offer.
Curt 286: We decline your offer in favour of Lord Boxman, because he pays a lot of money and belief in his power to destroy Lakewood Plaza Turbo boosts our self-esteem.
Chippy: "Beep boop beep"
Curt 286: For your information, the robot's name is Maimtron 9000.