Description Edit

Episode 4-Nintendo vs Star Wars! Two masked men with a cape and a special sword.

Interlude Edit

Wiz:Anti-Heroes.Some of them wear capes and have special swords.

Boomstick: Like Meta Knight.

Wiz: And Darth Vader.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and i'm Boomstick

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons,armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

Meta Knight Edit

Wiz: Thousands of years ago,the star warriors fought bravely against the evil nightmare and his army.The war was long and violent,and many of the warriors were killed.But they eventually prevailed.

Boomstick: Among these warriors was Meta Knight, who later built a ship to take over Dream Land because they were lazy, but was stopped by Kirby. His weapon is Galaxia, a sword that can fire energy slashes and has been said to grant it's user control of the universe.

Wiz:He can turn his dimensional cape cape into a pair of wings and fly. They can also control space to let him warp and teleport.

Boomstick: With his insane speed he can spin to create the mach tornado and drill enemies with a drill rush attack.

Wiz: He can also preform his ultimate attack,galaxia darkness,to ensnare foes in his cape and cut them with enough frce to slice through darkness.

Boomstick: He can fly between planets within seconds, keep up with the warp star and match Kirby in a duel.

Wiz: But he follows a code of chivalry and honor,and refuses to fight an unarmed enemy.

Boomstick: But if you are armed, you better watch your back.

"You've much yet to learn"

Darth Vader Edit

(Copied from official episode)

Wiz: Darth Vader. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, this mass murderer was one of the most dangerous and respected killers among the stars.

Boomstick: Nobody stood a chance, He was a "force" to be reckoned with... Heh heh!

Wiz: But before he was a Dark Lord of the Sith, he was Anakin Skywalker,an innocent child sold to slavery on the harsh desert planet of Tatooine.

Boomstick: Anakin was a prodigy mechanic, a prodigy pod-racer and a prodigy Jedi! So I'd say the junk dealer who bought him got a pretty sweet deal. Y'know apart from the whole... "ownership of people" thing...then Liam Neeson showed up and measured his power-level to find out that this kid was the Chosen One! Destined to do something great that would bring balance to the all-powerful Force, whatever the f**k that means!

Wiz: Freed from slavery and trained under Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin grew into an extremely powerful Jedi, capable of lifting starships and crushing buildings with just his mind. He quickly rose through the Jedi ranks to the very top, and lead the legendary 501st Legion in the galaxy-wide Clone Wars.

Boomstick: He also grew into a really arrogant and whiny douche!

Anakin: It's all Obi-Wan's fault. He's holding me back!

Wiz: Naturally curious to an extreme, the vast potential of the force was intoxicating to Anakin. Unable to accept loss and pain, Anakin sought new powers to "fix" his problems. After a premonition of his pregnant wife's death, he decided he had no choice but to turn to the Dark Side of the Force for answers.

Emperor Palpatine: Hence forth, you shall be known as Darth... Vader.

Boomstick: Despite being trained in the Jedi's pacifism, Anakin learned he was really freaking good at killing people, and murdered the entire Jedi Order. His punishment? A tearful break-up with his old master, and a lesiurely dip in a pool of lava.

Wiz: After some... pretty intense reconstructive surgery, he was rebuilt as the black-cloaked lord of the Sith, Darth Vader.

Boomstick: If there was anything you hated about Anakin before, don't worry! Vader is nothing like that whiny little prequel bitch! He's a badass through and through, with one of the coolest voices of all time.

Darth Vader: The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

Wiz: Vader's body was sustained by his dark armor, a mobile life support system designed to protect what was left of him and intimidate foes.

Boomstick: The suit enhanced his vision, hearing, and physique, with his robot limbs, he can leap dozens of feet and lift several hundred pounds, all without having to use the Force. The armor is even dense enough to deflect lightsaber blows.

Wiz: Unfortunately for Vader, his new body had several problems. The armor was cumbersome and weighed him down, much of it was mismatched, snagging and pulling on his body, his incessant raspy breathing often kept him awake, his synthetic skin itched constantly, and the control panel on his chest would sometimes beep for no reason at all.

Boomstick: Your saying in this technological marvel of an age, we can't fix one person who's fallen into lava?

Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Wiz: It's very likely Vader's Sith master, knowing his new student could become more powerful than himself, included these faults on purpose. While it caused problems for Vader at first, he quickly grew accustomed to his suits limitations and modified his fighting style to complement his new stance and strength. And while his life support systems are vulnerable to electric overload, should the worst happen, he can use the force to sustain himself for several hours.

Boomstick: Vader wields a dual phase lightsaber, unlike normal lightsabers, which are already cool as shit, Vader can manually adjust his to double its length, but if it lasts for more than four hours, he needs to consult a doctor.

Darth Vader: All too easy.

Wiz: With his unmatched connection to the force, and training in both Jedi and Sith arts, he's learned a variety of techniques, he can deflect energy blasts with nothing but his hands, anticipate his opponents next moves, and increase his speed and strength, and though his mechanical limbs cannot channel force lightning like his master, he can condense and launch a ball of electricity called kinetite.

Boomstick: And he can always use telekinesis to lift people up and choke the ever living hell out of them, a power that would come in handy if you ever had to deal with an annoying co-host.

Darth Vader: You don't know the power of the dark side.

Wiz: Using the dark side of the force, Vader embraces his passion and rage in battle, complementing his extremely aggressive fighting style, the angrier he gets, the deadlier he becomes.

Boomstick: He's defeated tons of Jedi masters, including Obi-Wan himself, he matched his secret apprentice Galen Marek in force combat, who is powerful enough to move Star Destroyers, and killed a doppleganger of Darth Maul by impaling himself. Damn, that's dedication.

Wiz: And finally, after discovering his long lost son, Vader had a change of heart. He rescued his son by sacrificing himself to destroy the Sith once and for all...or at least until the next movie comes out.

Boomstick: Darth Vader is impressive, most impressive.

Darth Vader: There is no escape, don't make me destroy you.


Wiz:Alright,the combatants are set,let's end this debate once and for all.

Boomstick:It's time for a death battllllllllllllllllllllle!!

Fight Edit

Meta knight was standing over a cliff near an ocean at sunset, Watching the halberd duke it out with a star destroyer when Darth Vader showed up behind him and turned on his lightsaber. "Fight me"Meta Knight said as he turned around and readied Galaxia.


Meta Knight ran up to Vader and sliced him twice,which was blocked by the lightsaber. Vader held the star warrior in the air with the force and punched him, sending him into a boulder. Meta knight then flew around vader and slashed at him, Some slashes were blocked but a few got in as well. The knight then stopped and landed in front of vader and threw an energy slash at him, but Darth Vader sent it back with the force.Meta knight jumps over it and flies toward Vader. Vader throws kinetite balls at the knight but he dodged them and drill rushed Vader. He tried to block w/the lightsaber but it broke.Meta knight then used Galaxia Darkness on Vader and it cut him in half. His body electrocuted and exploded as Vader let out a death yell.


Meta Knight flew up to help his ship in the battle

Results Edit

Wiz: While Vader was pretty powerful with the force,Meta Knight was stronger, as he can fight evenly with Kirby,who has destroyed planets.

Boomstick: He was faster too since he can keep up with the warp star, which crossed a galaxy in minutes. Looks like Vader couldn't make the cut.

Wiz: The winner is Meta Knight.

Next time on DEATH BATTLE! Edit

Out of a green pipe comes a man with a red cap + blue overalls. In front of him is a pineapple with a door and window.